Nung mga nakaraang buwan akala ko ang Freshman Masculine Wash ay isang facial wash na masculine, yun pala hinde. Malaking malaki ang pagkakamali ko. Nalaman ko ang katotohanan ng makapagbasa ako ng mga posts regarding hygiene: It is for the pee pee not for the face. And then I realized, so it is a cock washer pala.... HUWAATTTTT!!!
With the dying status of the metrosexual (read it somewhere), parang off tangent bigla ang mga manufacturers nito. Men use soap (example Safeguard) sa lahat. Lately na lang natanggap ang facial wash (even Eskinol admits that using facial wash and/or whitening creams is girly..) pero for the cock, I think there is no need, unless you can do the pic below
No Girlfriends needed
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I am also wondering kung paano na conceptualize ang product na ito
Manager: Aha! Mayroong facial wash for men!
Asawa ni Manager: Kami rin!
Managaer: Meron ding deodorant for men! **Underarm smelling commence
Asawa ni Manager: Kami rin! Pero do you have a wash for your penis! Aha! My vagina smells like everlasting!
thanks to this Baguio made Feminine Wash which comes in two flavors: Pine Tree and Everlasting variant!
Sa bango ng iyong flower! Siguradong dadapuan siya ng bee.
Manager: No! Di ako papayag!
Conference Meeting
Manager: Pare how do you clean your etits?
Manager2: Pare that is soooo gay!
Manager: I think there is a market for a clean penis!
Manager2: Pare that is sooo gay!
Manager: Not only clean penises should be the norm; dapat amoy menthol din ito!
Manager2: Pare the is soooo gay!
Manager: Dapat ang tite may tea tree oil!
Gay Manager: Tama! Now penises can clean your mouth and pleasure you at the same time!!
]If used properly, tea tree oil can clean the mouth too...
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Ayan.... ayan ang freshman, sa lahat ng pwedeng maimbento ng tao sa mundo pang linis ng ari ng lalaki ang nagawa natin.
Mabuhay ka Freshman, at dahil diyan... Anak ka nang teteng oh...
